Lawyer Joke - Getting Back The Money Owed To You

posted by: August 25, 2015

A Client (C) comes to his Lawyer (L), asking for legal advice.

C: My neighbor owes me $500 and doesn't want to return it. Can I somehow sue him to get the money back?

L: Sure but you will need written proof that he owes you. Do you have it?

C: I'm afraid not. It was just a verbal agreement.

L: Then write him a letter, demanding that he immediately pays you back $1000.

C: But he only owes me $500.

L: That's exactly what his response will be. That'll serve as your written proof!

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